1. My parents said i need a therapist a few days ago. I told em people that play baston r the ones that need a therapist
2. I was trying to get the full res image in my head of this lady that walks by my office a lot with the a nice dump truck
3. All u have to worry about is locals kicked u out. But they have their hands full with Oprah Winfrey n bill gates buying up all their property
4. Whats the point of being that jacked if ur not banging fat chicks?
5. Its my fault for being bad at ow n sex which prevents me from having good internet n cpu/memory
6. I get to work next to quite a hefty 1 today
7. I don't have 1 meow. I dont need tinder if i was gunna cheat on my wife. The cart girls at my country club r hot n hoes so id just do that if i wanted
8. Zeno has been streamin n fat chicks have been screamin
9. Someone just massacred the bathroom at my coworking space. Bringing back ole memories. RIP Dumperqueen
10. Im “unintentionally” listening to these 2 smoke shows that work next to me at my usual coworking space talk about their rosters. Usually they talk about the gym or cloths. But today they were giggling about making one of their boyfriends mad. Its took some serious discipline for me not to laugh. If i was on one of their teams, id def be a short stop
11. RFK come save me instead of arguing with bernie sanders about how many millions he got from phizer
12. Great party this weekend. Normally gets crazy around 930 or 10 since its free drinks all night. (My wife probably still has nightmares from last year). Was forced to leave at 830 after this hot chick slapped 2 girls butts who were at the bar next to me and my wife saw my facial expression wasnt dismay
13. Had to build this coop for my wife. According to her “the banks r gunna collapse” and we need yo be self sufficient.... these r the things that happen to guys that dont lay good pipe